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officialunitedstates:

"What does the chef recommend?"

"Sir, this is a mcdonalds"

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uglygirlsclub:

don’t date anyone who isn’t proud of you

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bingedrunk:

when you’ve been with the same guy for 4 years

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ashtonkisses:

why do good concert tickets happen to bad people

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